The Many Reasons I Need My Goddess Hannah

Here are just some of the reasons I need my Sweet Goddess Hannah in my life.

1. I am worthless
2. I am a loser
3. I have a tiny 2-inch dickie
4. I am a slut
5. I need direction in my worthless life
6. I am pathetic
7. I need to be reminded about where my place is in life
8. I have too much money, and she has too little
9. I have meaning in my life when she is in it
10. I need to hear how pathetic I am on a daily basis
11. I like to make My Goddess happy
12. I need help to punish myself properly for being born

These are just a few of the reasons My Goddess Hannah is such an important person in my life. She really does give me meaning and purpose in my pathetic life. Her laughter and amusement is what I live for.