My List of Humiliating Things!

My mistress wishes for me to post a list of the ten most humiating things about myself, so here it goes:

1. I lost my virginity to a blow-up doll
2. I haven't had sex with a girl in ten years
3. I am the proud owner of a 5" hard-on (condoms fall off of it)
4. I own and play with dildos
5. I once pissed my pants in the parking lot of a store, then had to go in and buy a new pair of pants explaining that I had an accident to the sales clerk.
6. I was once left sitting at a bar while my date left with another man. When she returned about an hour later, it was obvious that she had just had sex.
7. My (older) sister used to put make-up on me and dress me up, then make me serve her adn her friends "tea and cookies".
8. Whenever I go out to eat I have to order from the Kids menu and for a beverage I have to ask for a glass of warm milk.
9. I truly am a complete loser who deserves to be dominated and degraded for the amusement of women.
10. I was forced to humiliate myself in front of an old female friend of mine who managed a store at the mall over the course of several days. things I had to do:

• change into a pair of panties in her back-room bathroom
• throw away all my mens underwear in front of her
• buy humiliating clothing and then model it for her while she took pictures

New Duties

Today my mistress made me go into Victoria's Secret and ask them if they had any bras that would fit me. The sales girl asked me what size I was, and I didn't know so they busted out the tape measure and measured me for a bra right there in the middle of the store for all to see. I was so embarrassed, but I know that the ladies had lots to talk about after I left the store.

Update

Well everyone, I've been busy! I've been in training and so far I've had to purchase a new pair of panties from Victoria's Secret every day, then throw a pair of my "male" underwear in the garbage in the presense of a woman that was talking to my mistress on the phone. I had to do this until all my "male" underwear was gone and I had only panties left to wear. I now wear panties exclusively underneath my clothing every day. I must admit that with my tiny package, they do fit better than "real men's" underwear ever did. My mistress has been very good at showing me that my tiny little cock is worthless to women, and that the only real pleasure I can give to a woman is through amusement. She promises me that she will show me how I can serve women and bring satisfaction into their lives without the use of my truly worthless penis. I can't wait!!!