My List of Humiliating Things!

My mistress wishes for me to post a list of the ten most humiating things about myself, so here it goes:

1. I lost my virginity to a blow-up doll
2. I haven't had sex with a girl in ten years
3. I am the proud owner of a 5" hard-on (condoms fall off of it)
4. I own and play with dildos
5. I once pissed my pants in the parking lot of a store, then had to go in and buy a new pair of pants explaining that I had an accident to the sales clerk.
6. I was once left sitting at a bar while my date left with another man. When she returned about an hour later, it was obvious that she had just had sex.
7. My (older) sister used to put make-up on me and dress me up, then make me serve her adn her friends "tea and cookies".
8. Whenever I go out to eat I have to order from the Kids menu and for a beverage I have to ask for a glass of warm milk.
9. I truly am a complete loser who deserves to be dominated and degraded for the amusement of women.
10. I was forced to humiliate myself in front of an old female friend of mine who managed a store at the mall over the course of several days. things I had to do:

• change into a pair of panties in her back-room bathroom
• throw away all my mens underwear in front of her
• buy humiliating clothing and then model it for her while she took pictures